The Year of many losses

This year is wrought with losses. First I lost all of my remaining paternal grandmothers. One after another took a dive and never recover. Then I lost my all important credit card file. That is not the worst. The worst is lo0sing something you borrowed from others. First I lost my senior manager's travel guide some where in Europe. NOW I seem to lost the library origami book. I suspect there is a black hole in my house that randomly sucks stuff in. No other explanation.

For those who are thinking twice about borrowing me things now, LET ME CLARIFY I AM USUALLY VERY CAREFUL WITH THINGS I BORROW.

I search every nook and cranny but, NOPE I can't find it. Nothing left but to ask for help...but help comes in many forms.....

The norm
Me : Darn! I can't find my stuff.....
Ans : Have you look everywhere yet?

The pessimist
Me : Darn! I can't find my stuff.....
Ans : Aiya you lost adi lar, cannot find la. Who ask you to be so careless.

The optimist
Me : Darn! I can't find my stuff.....
Ans : Don't worry, it will appear back, just be patient.

The idiot
Me : Darn! I can't find my stuff.....
Ans : Do you remember where you put it?

The helpfulMe : Darn! I can't find my stuff.....
Ans : Really, I help you find la.. you know you mata sepit one

The illogical
Me : Darn! I can't find my stuff.....
Ans :I go back my house and find... ( *dodge head butt)

The sister
Me : Darn! I can't find my stuff.....
Ans : Don't kacau, I doing thesis now...

The brother
Me : Darn! I can't find my stuff.....
Ans : Go google.

The superstitious
Me : Darn! I can't find my stuff.....
Ans : Go ask 'tai seng yeh' (monkey God) for hint.

The one-that-think-I-am-rich
Me : Darn! I can't find my stuff.....
Ans : Can't find mah, buy again lor...

The savior
Me : Darn! I can't find my stuff.....
Ans : Aiya, its with me ma, you borrow me remember...

So which one are you?